My Keyword Pal and the golf game

The doorbell rang.

David gets up from his desk where he had been sitting in
front of his computer researching keywords for over two
hours and opens the door to find his neighbor Joe there
with his golf hat on!

“Hey David, let’s go get in 9 holes! My treat!”

“Sorry Joe. Have to take a raincheck. My eyes are so
bloodshot from agaze at the computer I couldn’t even
see the ball much less hit it!”

“Ha! Told you to stay away from those sites!”

“No, no! I’m researching for a new article and finally
after what,  (looking at watch), 2 hours I have a list
of some 25 good keywords for it.”

“Dave?! Man, I got up this morning and had a brainstorm idea
for an article myself while drinking my coffee. Went in,
sat down and opened my word processor and My Keyword Pal.
In seconds I had like a hundred keywords and it didn’t
take long at all to finish that article and publish it.”

“Yeah, well you seem to have all the cool, expensive
goodies! My budget just afford that right now. And I
can’t afford the time it takes to learn how to use it.”

“You’re crazy Dave! My Keyword Pal is way less than
even a short round of golf. It installs in seconds. Just
enter a topic keyword and click a button! Seconds later,
voila ! You’ve got yourself a list of good, quality words
that you can use or download to make it even easier and
quicker for your articles.”

“Wow! Sounds great Joe! Tell ya what, let me go get my
clubs and I’ll treat you to a short game – if you tell
me where to get Your Keyword Pal”.

“No, Dave! It’s My Keyword Pal! er, that’s the name of
it! Oh, never mind! Go get your clubs!”